Projo Mosh Pit Article


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Subject: Projo Mosh Pit Article
Date: Thu, 20 Nov 1997 12:48:28 -0500 (EST)

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Copyright =A9 1997 The Providence Journal Company
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COOL IT ON THE PATRIOTS AND THE MOSH PIT

Enough, enough, enough already with the mosh pit and
the Patriots.

Rock 'n' roll has been blamed for a lot over the years
- -- promiscuity, drug abuse, a general rot in the
nation's moral fiber, Axl Rose.

And when the New England Patriots did their remarkable
impersonation of a doormat for the delighted Tampa Bay
Buccaneers last Sunday, that dangerous degenerate
music found itself right up there with coach Pete
Carroll in the blame department.

In case you haven't been following along, the Thursday
night before the game, three of the Patriots --
including quarterback Drew Bledsoe -- went to see
Everclear at a Boston rock club called the Paradise.

One thing led to another, and Our Boys ended up
leaping off the stage into the mosh pit, possibly
injuring a young woman in the process. A few days
later, the Patriots looked like they couldn't beat The
Spice Girls.

Headline writers had a field day.

``Pats Loss the Pits,'' said the Boston Herald.

``Patriots, Bledsoe Hit the Pits in Tampa,'' said The
Boston Globe.

``It's the Pits for the Pats,'' said The
Journal-Bulletin.

And neither The Globe nor the Herald could resist
``Paradise Lost''.

In the stories that followed, the demon mosh pit
became the symbol for everything that's wrong with the
Patriots, from failure to stop the run to nagging
penalties. That sweet boy Drew Bledsoe gets into the
pit, the theory goes, and next thing you know he's
throwing interceptions and sniffing glue on the
sidelines.

Oh, please.

For one thing, an NFL game makes your average mosh pit
look like a Sunday school picnic.

For another, there were no mosh pit incidents prior to
those woeful games against Denver or Green Bay.

Now leaping off the stage into a mass of bodies might
not be the smartest thing to do when you make your
living as a professional athlete whose properly
functioning body is worth $42 million. And it's
particularly stupid if you hurt someone else.

(There is some question whether it was indeed a
Patriot who landed on the injured woman, who is no
doubt surrounded by lawyers at this very moment. From
a strictly financial viewpoint, if someone's going to
jump on you, a quarterback worth $42 million is just
about perfect. I get a twinge in my lower back just
thinking about it.)

Blesdoe's true sin was not so much going to a rock
club and jumping into a mosh pit. It was going to a
rock club, jumping into a mosh pit and then losing .
Badly.

If he had only won big, Bledsoe could be hanging out
with strippers and drinking shots of tequila for all
anyone cared. (It worked for Broadway Joe Namath.)
Instead, Blesdoe is reduced to making wimpy apologies
for his actions.

Meanwhile, guess who's coming to Providence, for the
second time in two weeks? Everclear, Bledsoe's
favorite band, who played Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel last
Friday.

Everclear returns to the Ocean State as part of the
WBRU Birthday Bash to be held at Lupo's, The Strand
and the Met Cafe on Dec. 3. (The full lineup is
Everclear, Days of the New, Blink 182, Sneaker Pimps,
Ben Folds Five, Catherine Wheel, Love Spit Love, Long
Pigs, Letters to Cleo, Ben Harper and the Space
Monkeys.)

No doubt Drew Bledsoe will be far, far away, tucked
into bed with a cup of cocoa, poring over his
playbooks.

Like a good boy.

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