HH: another damn non neil irish joke!!!

From: Nomore1@aol.com
Subject: HH: another damn non neil irish joke!!!
Date: Thu, 5 Aug 1999 16:38:50 EDT

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An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness.
The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked
Murphy in the eye and said,
"I've some bad news for you... you have cancer and
it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month."
Murphy, shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid
character,
managed to compose himself and walk from the
doctor's office into the waiting room.
There he saw his son who had been waiting.
Murphy said, "Son, we Irish celebrate
when things are good and celebrate when things don't go so
well.
n this case, things aren't so well.
I have cancer and I've been given a short time to live.
Let's head for the pub and have a few pints."
After three or four pints, the two were feeling a little less
somber.
There were some laughs and more beers.
They were eventually approached by some of Murphy's old
friends who
asked what the two were celebrating.
Murphy told them that the Irish celebrate the good and the
bad
He went on to tell them that they were drinking to his
impending end.
He told his friends
"I've only got few weeks to live as I have been diagnosed
with AIDS."
The friends gave Murphy their condolences
and they had a couple more beers.
After his friends left,
Murphy's son leaned over and whispered his confusion,
"Dad, I thought you said that you were dying from cancer?
You just told your friends that you were dying from AIDS!"
Murphy said, " I am dying from cancer, son.
I just don't want any of them around your mother after I'm
gone.

yuk yuk yuk

fred
nomore

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